zeldathemes
casually cruel in the name of being honest
Hi. My name is Lainye, and I like to entertain people by telling them the embarrassing story that is my life.
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College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

lexxerduglas:

ravenclawalex:

"Hufflepuffs are known to have good friends in Slytherin. Hufflepuffs are some of the few who won’t judge based on negative rumours. This means they’re the most likely to approach Slytherins and help them when in need. This makes amazingly loyal friends between the houses. Mess with a Hufflepuff, and you’ll likely find a Slytherin getting revenge for the more forgiving house."

HELL YEAH FUCKING RIGHT

it’s true doe

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Fifth Harmony “Idolator” Sessions: May 2013 VS. July 2014

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

sheep-girl:

teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross

andthosevenicelights:

Simon,
How about I call you?? Why you gotta call me the second I finish a photoshoot? How about you give me some time to get some energy first! talmbout “This is the call you’ve been waiting for” NO IT’S NOT. You’ve called me 30 times for the same spread at POP GLAM. Give a sista some space, guuh lawwwd. 

thetowndrugdealer:

me putting nash grier where he belongs

thetowndrugdealer:

me putting nash grier where he belongs

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right

vinebox:

Not your typical gang

bookahplease:

bookahplease:

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plightofthevalkyries:


amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.
One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.
The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.
Vocabulary is important.

plightofthevalkyries:

amischiefofmice:

PRAISE BE

When I worked at a fast food restaurant, I did a social experiment.

One day, I asked “do you want a girl toy or a boy toy?” No one went against gender roles.

The next day, it was “do you want a doll toy or a car toy?” Boys got dolls. Girls got cars.

Vocabulary is important.